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- My Delicious account, including drabbles, comment fic, kink meme fills, podfic and snippets. [NB: Currently this is not being updated]

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( To-do list. )

Title: They Are. We Wish They Weren't
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Loki/Thor
Rating: R
Word Count: 1879
Summary: The Avengers deal with their greatest PR disaster of all; hot alien incest.
Author's Notes: Written for this prompt on the Avenger's kink meme. Unbetaed.

( They Are. We Wish They Weren't )

Title: The Answer
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Claire!Castiel/Dean
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 2929
Warnings: Underage vessel (seventeen)
Summary: Swapping vessels didn't change Castiel after the world ended, but sharing room with the Leviathans had.
Author's Notes: AU; written for steerpikesister's request for post-apocalyptic Claire!Castiel/Dean smut and betaed by my gorgeous fahrenheit_f430!

( The Answer )

Apparently Entertainment Weekly's Avengers review is spoilerific, so if you're trying to go into the film unspoiled, avoid it.

Just fyi <3.

NO.

TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY GOING TO PLAY A VAMPIRE IN SOMETHING. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

AT THIS RATE I PREDICT THE KILLING BLOW IS GOING TO BE FINDING OUT, IDK, THAT HE HAD SEX WITH MISHA COLLINS WHILE VICKI FILMED IT.

I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS TOM I PHYSICALLY CANNOT, NO HUMAN IS THIS PERFECT OR HITS ALL OF MY KINKS THIS PERFECTLY, IT IS ILLEGAL AND VERY MUCH NOT ALLOWED.

Today I woke up and prepared to do things with my day, and then I just thought about the movie I saw yesterday evening and -



- so no, I won't be doing anything useful with myself today, and possibly not for the remainder of this month and/or my life.

I'VE JUST SEEN THE AVENGERS MOVIE. WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?

I SAID

WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

Allow me to summarise my feelings.

Waking up this morning:


In the queue to watch The Avengers:


While watching The Avengers:


After watching The Avengers:


It is the best movie I have ever seen on a cinema screen.

Title: Patience-Impatience
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Castiel/Daphne
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3598
Spoilers: Up to and including 7x17
Summary: Daphne had found him lost and confused once before, she wasn't about to give up on him a second time.
Author's Notes: My thanks and love to scarletsherlock for betaing <3.

( Patience-Impatience )

Five Acts is running again. I have no willpower to avoid participating XD.

ACTS
1. Foot fetish
2. Xenophilia (wings, gills, tentacles... just no knotting please)
3. Sex pollen/in heat
4. Kissing
5. Unusual turn-ons (can link back to xenophilia, or just be a bit different, like a character getting physically turned on by music)

FANDOMS (favourites are underlined)
Literally any pairing for: Devil May Cry, Digital Devil Saga, Dragon Age, El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron, Final Fantasy VII, Legacy of Kain, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Tron, Tron: Legacy
The Avengers: Loki/JARVIS/Tony, Loki/Steve, Loki/Steve/Thor, Loki/Thor, Loki/Tony, Steve/Thor, Tony/JARVIS, Tony/Pepper
The Covenant: Any combination of Caleb/Pogue/Reid/Tyler
Doctor Who: Cumberbatch!Master/Eleven, Simm!Master/Ten
Final Fantasy IX: Blank/Zidane, Garnet/Kuja/Zidane, Garnet/Zidane, Kuja/Zidane
Final Fantasy X: Auron/Braska, Tidus/Yuna
Galerians: Ash/Pat, Ash/Rion, Pat/Rion
Glee: Blaine/Kurt, Blaine/Cooper, Blaine/Cooper/Kurt
Good Omens: Famine/Pollution, Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Pollution
Gothika: Chloe/Miranda
Hellboy (movie or abe_kroenen): Abe/Johann Krauss, Abe/Kroenen, Abe/Nuala, Abe/Nuala/Nuada, Nuada/Nuala
Heroes: Nathan/Peter
Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas, Cloud/Leon, Cloud/Sephiroth
Legion: Gabriel/Michael
Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Legolas, Boromir/Legolas, Gimli/Legolas
Lost Souls: Ghost/Steve
Marvel RPF: Chris Evans/Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth/Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba/Tom Hiddleston, Michael Fassbender/Tom Hiddleston
Metal Gear Solid: Naked Snake/Ocelot, Otacon/Solid Snake, The Joy/The Sorrow
Misfits: Alisha/Simon
Persona 3: Akihiko/Junpei, Akihiko/Shinjiro, Akinari/Minato
Petshop of Horrors: D/Leon
Resident Evil (movieverse): Alice/Alice clone(s), Alice/Chris/Claire, Alice/Claire, Alice/Carlos, Alice/Rain, Chris/Claire
Seconds Apart: Jonah/Seth
Shadow of Memories: Eike/Homunculus
Sherlock: John/Sherlock, Lestrade/Molly
Silent Hill: adult!Alessa/Lisa, adult!Alessa/Rose, Alex/adult!Josh, Claudia/Heather, Cybil/Rose, Harry/James, Harry/Lisa, James/Mary, Pyramid Head/James
Stargate: Atlantis: John/Rodney, John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla, John/Todd, Teyla/Michael
Supernatural: Adam/Sam, Alastair/Castiel, Castiel/Crowley, Castiel/Dean, Castiel/Dean/Sam, Castiel/Meg, Castiel/Patrick, Castiel/Sam, Castiel/Uriel, Dean/Sam, Gabriel/Raphael, Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael/Raphael, John/Mary, John/Michael, Lucifer/Michael, Meg/Sam, Patrick/Sam, Sam/Sarah
Supernatural RPF: Jared/Genevieve/Vicki, Jared/Genevieve/Misha/Vicki, Jared/Misha, Jared/Misha/Vicki, Misha/Sebastian, Misha/Sebastian/Vicki, Misha/Vicki
Switchblade Romance: Alex/Marie
Terminator Salvation: Kyle/Marcus
Transformers (Bayverse): Ironhide/Ratchet, Bumblebee/Sam, Optimus Prime/anyone
Transformers Prime: Knock Out/Breakdown, Optimus Prime/Megatron, Optimus Prime/Ratchet
Twilight (Movieverse): Carlisle/Edward, Carlisle/Esme
Warcraft: Arthas/Kael, Illidan/Kael, Illidan/Malfurion, Malfurion/Tyrande, Thrall/Jaina
X Men (Movieverse): Alex/Armando, Charles/Erik, Kurt/Logan, Kurt/Ororo

Crossovers very much welcome!

FILLS BY ME
1. Delaying the Inevitable - Supernatural, Dean/Castiel, gun-play
2. Liquid - Supernatural, Michael/Adam, bonding
3. The Lady Doth Protest Too Much - X-Men: First Class, Erik/Charles, quiet
4. Change - Supernatural, Sam/Castiel, water kink
5. Hunger - Supernatural, Dean/Castiel, biological urges
6. Scenting - Avengers, Thor/Loki, kidfic/children
7. Obedience - True Blood, Eric/Godric, anal play
8. Mysterious Boy - Supernatural, Steve/Loki, altered states, sleepy snuggling
9. Flexibility - Avengers, Loki/Steve Rogers, rimming
10. Organisational Skills - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy, happiness
11. Balance - The Eagle, Marcus/Esca, rough sex
12. Free - Doom, John/Sam, shower sex, oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-we're-alive sex, up-against-a-wall sex
13. Untitled - Avengers, Thor/Loki/Jane, pegging
14. Broken Radio - X-Men: First Class, Charles/Erik, seeing the dead

FILLS FOR ME
1. Solar Noise by dogmatix_san
2. Untitled by ienablu
3. Body Language of Liars and Saints by epiphanyx7
4. Untitled by tiptoe39
5. Thanatos' Lover by nyxmidnight
6. Beast Within by nyxmidnight
7. Untitled by nightswhisper
8. Symmetry by setos_puppy
9. Ashes, ashes by _bluebells
10. Not The Hands That Kill by ms_notebook

As my poor beta is a bit busy atm, would any of you dears be up for betaing a Claire!Castiel/Dean fic set after the apocalypse where she's physically 17, or a (7x17 character spoiler) Castiel/Daphne fic?

Just a check for spelling, grammar and continuity will do the trick. Thanks darlings!

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