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Well, that was anti-climatic.

After a month where I've stayed offline as much as possible, I've managed to write about 1000 words total, not finish anything, and just ended up feeling completely rubbish, so it's about time I owned up to the fact I am utterly miserable without you all and apparently withdrawing from the Internet actually makes me less productive.

Oh well. At least I made an effort to try and do things the sensible way.

Now to return to making sure I am constantly, constantly busy, and procrastinating by doing my writing in between the busy things, as apparently writing when I have spare time DOES NOT HAPPEN.

I MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH NEVER LET ME LEAVE YOU AGAIN D: and have a quick (cough) little life update while we're at it.

Things I have done recently: Kaylbunny! But not in that way.

Despite Google Analytics' claims to the contrary.

The gorgeous, gorgeous kaylbunny, laudable sexonite that she is, popped down to visit me :D and we had a wonderful little time terrorising Liverpool ;).

We went to the Albert Dock where I work:

We also wandered into Brew, where I'd never been before, and had my first ever tea latte. I am in love. Omg, Earl Grey Creme - earl grey tea, steamed milk, and a shot of vanilla - is the most frighteningly pornographic thing to have ever happened to my tongue. It's orgasmic.

We ran into a group of Marios and Luigis. IDEK but the little joys in life are often the strangest:

Also here was a mosquito-hand. For. Uh. I have absolutely no idea. It's cool-looking though!

We had dinner in the Egg cafe, which is tucked away in the middle of nowhere in Liverpool:

But is in fact a fantastic and gorgeous little vegetarian and vegan restaurant that could tempt even a committed carnivore like myself to stray.

She taught me how to make an origami crane:

So there are now about 60 mini cranes sitting on my desk at work now - I get bored, and my fingers like having something to do - aaaaaand I got a fish pedicure. It was hilarious. I'm very, very ticklish and those little buggers tickle like crazy XD.

Things I have done recently: Manchester! Almost in that way.

I went on a night out in Manchester to a club where the back opened onto an empty car park, and I was in love with it.

What is of more interest though is the fact that man, did I get hit on that night. Not by anyone I particularly fancied back, but it was still really flattering! All things considered that I'm fat and haven't had my eyebrows done since September, this came as something of a surprise. Yes, I do think I'm pretty, but still - I'm not exactly flirtatious with guys (the more I fancy someone, the less I can flirt with them, hence my tendency to flirt like crazy with girls and greet my guy mates with 'hello, handsome', but anyone I actually fancy I dissolve into giggles and "H-hi" around), and my girls are gorgeous. Firm conclusion; perfumes with heavy orchid overtones are my siren's call.

Just a pity that BPAL don't do Queen Mab anymore, because that one is eerie. I've had moments where I've dabbed it on and as I'm putting the imp back in my bag someone zones in and starts chatting to me that instant.

Things I have done recently: Dragon Age 2! Definitely in that way.

First off - OH MY GOD THE KINK MEME FOR DRAGON AGE 2 IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I'VE EVER SEEN. There's HOT HET and CHARACTERISATION and POLYAMORY WRITTEN WELL and asldjfalskdjflaksjdlafsd ALJSFDLAJFALKSDJFAKLSJDFLA I just, I can't even. It's perfect. And I ship pretty much everyone. Isabella, you tart of my heart <3.

Oh, yes, and then there's the game itself.

Yeah, my Hawke is smokin'. I basically started out trying to make Janos Audron from the Legacy of Kain games, failed miserably, darkened his skin and gave him a tattoo and HOLY CRAP AWESOME HOTSAUCE. Bethany also turned out gorgeous.

BAMFS inc.

4EVA BROS. VARRIS IS THE BEST EVER. I WANT ONE. He can be my friend and be supportive and full of good advice and good humour and I JUST WANT HIM TO BE MY BIG BRO OKAY. Isabella can be my BFF, and Aveline, omg, Aveline, please be my big sister forever ILU. Also, how does anyone play a mage in this thing after playing a warrior and having to cope with Carver instead of Bethany? BETHANY IS A BAMF AND A SWEETHEART. CARVER IS A BIG BAG OF DICKS.

MY LOVE, LOVE OF MY LIFE if Alistair had never existed, FOREVER AND EVER FOR ALL ETERNITY. I should have known this was coming but I got confused by Anders being all sweet while I was also thinking "Oh, but Fenris, he is pretty", and then Anders was charming and then Fenris was charming and OH DECISIONS, DECISIONS, and then I totally saved a file pre-sexytimes and had it off with both of them down separate plays and OH FENRIS, OH FENRIS I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DOUBTED EVEN FOR A SECOND BEAUTIFUL AND GOOD, GOOD THINGS WERE COMING. I should have known because I'm pretty sure his and Alistair's romances were penned by the same person, but asdfasdfasdfasd omg I am in love forever. Again. When he starts with the "I'm yours," when you speak to him HNNNNNNGH. I can't stop re-romancing him, he is just too beautiful and too perfect and I want one forever and ever. Even my subconscious does - he keeps turning up in my dreams to fight at my side, usually fending off creatures in Silent Hill so we have an almost-safe nest for ourselves.

And speaking of Silent Hill.

I HAVE DIED HERE IN MY DREAMS BEFORE. HORRIBLY. The movie isn't even out yet and I know I'm more likely to find it beautiful than scary but I have died in this place in a dream before and that alone is making me have a little bit of a wee.

Oh, and I played through and finished Dante's Inferno. I would highly recommend it to anyone for renting - I don't think it's worth buying unless you can get it cheap (I got it for eight quid), but I reckon 8-10 hours is enough time for a full playthrough and it is a lot of fun.

And that's what I have been doing between completely and totally failing to write.

Also I ~completely mysteriously~ seem to be getting a lot of hits on my Crowley/Castiel fics at the moment, which may or may not relate to the following: Yeah, Crowley has totally boned Castiel, hasn't he? At the very least there has been demon/angel snogging there.


- Holy personal space invasion, Batman!
- "Kitten, a whore is a whore is a whore."
- "I’m talking about happy endings for all of us - with all possible entendres intended."
- "You've got what they call great sex appeal."

Oh, and while Crowley has boned/snogged-at-the-very-least Castiel, Balthazar is quite literally in love with him (Cas, that is).


- Nearly killing Atropos for Castiel
- Went back in time and un-sank the Titanic for Castiel
- Stood up in Heaven for Castiel
- Smote Raphael's vessel for Castiel
- Sent the Winchesters to an alternate dimension for Castiel

SO BASICALLY THIS SHOW: 0.5 SECONDS FROM BEING A PORNO ANY MOMENT NOW. And yes the Dean/Castiel and Sam/Castiel is delicious as per usual but I am all about the rarepairs at the minute, unf.

Oh, and you're all fired for not telling me about this:


Or this:

Aaaaaand that should be it :). Brb, getting Five Acts post together, as I'm hoping that "Mission: Use Porn To Clear Writers' Block" is victorious where "Mission: Stay Off Internet Until Done" failed.


( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
May. 10th, 2011 02:08 pm (UTC)
Very glad you've come to this conclusion! Now sit back down, young lady, and don't let me see you abandoning the internet again! *stern*
May. 10th, 2011 02:53 pm (UTC)
Oh I heart the Egg cafe, I just would not recommend the desserts XD. I totally jumped Alistair in DA1 and then Anders and I got annoyed when my glitchy funtimez mod didn't carry over so when Alistair appeared again I was a she but ah well!

...I'm such a DA geek...
May. 10th, 2011 02:53 pm (UTC)
I missed your updates hun - glad you're back*hugs*
May. 10th, 2011 03:20 pm (UTC)
May. 10th, 2011 03:22 pm (UTC)
I missed you! *clings* <3

Your Hawke is gorgeous. I already have ten Hawkes. It's a disease. I must say, that even though Carver is a bag of dicks, I love him so much anyway. Of course, I'm addicted to being a mage, so maybe it's just because he's had plenty of opportunity to grown on me. XD

...Also, I could watch that .gif of Castiel slamming Crowley into the wall forever.
May. 10th, 2011 04:05 pm (UTC)
Where is this DA2 kinkmeme you speak of? I just found the first DA2 fic I actually liked today, obviously I needed to look harder.
May. 10th, 2011 05:15 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you're back! What on earth would make you think that leaving us would be a GOOD thing?
May. 10th, 2011 05:44 pm (UTC)
Yay~ *hugs* I was wondering where you were--on the point of messaging to see if you were okay. Glad that there have been fun things, and you're back.
May. 10th, 2011 06:29 pm (UTC)
I really like everything about this post! But especially the fish spa bit. I passed, like, five every day while trundling around town in Thailand but I never had the courage to go in!
May. 10th, 2011 07:10 pm (UTC)
That wall slamming gif is my favourite gif ever. EVER. I'm so glad for Cas and Crowley getting to have scenes together that don't result in anyone getting their bones burnt. :D
May. 10th, 2011 07:14 pm (UTC)
Eeeeeeeegg ♥ I need that sex!quiche in my life. No other quiche will ever live up to it, i'm sure.

Did work let you have the day off for the bbq? Not too long now! I'm really looking forward to it :D
May. 10th, 2011 07:21 pm (UTC)
May. 10th, 2011 07:30 pm (UTC)
Okay, I didn't even know about the last picture.

Here's an H-erQ of that kiss

I don't even ship Cas/Crowley, and I think they've boned. I've heard some very convincing arguments for the theory that they had to seal their deal/arrangement with some sex. From the way they act around each other, it's a more than reasonable assumption.
May. 11th, 2011 01:51 am (UTC)
Welcome back! I love all your pictures and after this past Friday's episode, Castiel/Crowley has been moved to OTP status for me. :)
May. 12th, 2011 02:58 am (UTC)
You my dear, have just solidified a desire in me to go play Dragon Age Origins.

I don't have DA2 yet, shame on me. I'll get around to it...once I'm through with Alistair (WHO CAN EVER BE THROUGH WITH HIM THOUGH NNNNGGGG)
May. 14th, 2011 05:16 pm (UTC)
Alas, this reply is late. But it's good to see you online again! Welcome back!!
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